XtremeDreamers: We are just that not into you

This should be absurd for a girl reading this. Yes, you read it right! - Absurd. If you want to continue even after my warning, please proceed.

It has always been the opposite sex that’s been under curious citations all around us. Understanding the opposite sex is considered a great expedition all times as John Gray called it 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus'. So here's the subject for the below note - "Martians in Venus", an inside out of what signs does a man do in a relationship and what really does it imply! (This could definitely be a pain in the a** for me when my woman reads it in the future and with all those upcoming sacrifices, here I go for the good of 'Man'Kind.)

Dedicated to my fellow beings.

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Mobile Mania:

Mobile Phone is a marvellous invention that allows us to carry evil, all along the way in our pockets! This starts everything that becomes future, present and past in a relationship. Getting a number of the opposite sex is considered as the most victorious step in the colosseum of relationship, where the real battle begins only after victory. So what do men do with this sword of evil?

Cuddle-O-Phobia: This ain’t a disease but an act performed by most men when they see a girl crossing them. When you see a guy suddenly taking out his mobile and cuddles with it when he crosses you, it doesn’t mean he is a nerd, rather he is giving you this 'Look me not' thing. This could possibly of two main reasons -

1. You are too beautiful for the guy that he feels inferior to avoid your contact and

2. You are too jerky for the guy to look at u thus avoiding you becomes his instant safety.

Now as there is a positive, as well as a negative note in it and thinking that most women reading this would think themselves as reason #1, am sorry to reveal the truth - you are not! It’s a general 10:90 ratio between the reasons that we follow because it is only 10% of the whole female population that is beautiful enough to make us feel inferior. (Give it up Ladies!)

Sans Calls, Sans Qualms: Self explanatory, I believe. When you were thinking that we would call you as soon as we have your number and when we don't even after your 9 courses of meal, then it means one simple thing - "We are just that not into you". If we don’t call you, it doesn’t mean that we are busy; it means that we are letting you to opt for the next handsome choice (on a hopefully positive note). I do admit that there are cases where the opposite of what I say happens and I pray honestly for the souls of those men to RIP.

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The 'Stare' case:

Men are like 'See it; Like it' people. Appearances are deceptive, but it is the appearance that makes the first note about a girl for a man. The looks play an important role in the relationship and the crap that follows gonna describe beauty lies in the way we see in them! The typical men's world could be unveiled in their eyes and this would be your guide to explore it when you see a man.

The Straight Arrow: All girls love a guy who just looks her straight and bold in the eyes, but the sad truth is that we men just do this straight arrow only at two places –

1. To a colleague when at work

2. To just a friend (just!) speaking about anything in the world.

This staring at the eye means one thing (only thing rather) - 'We are being normal' to you and we don't expect anything else other that what we speak at that moment.

The Broken Arrow: With the myth being broken, I am ready here to shatter the next myth on men. When a girl is making a conversation and if the guy is giving her a look in the eye and then just turns his glance to somewhere else and this happens for a while, it means the guy is definitely guilt of doing something. (Come on! When did I change sides???). Yes, he is guilt of something but not that it is something wrong. (Oh Yeah! Never give-up; Never surrender) The broken arrow is the symbol that shows he is disturbed by the way you attract him. The guilt is not about what he thinks but about being not able to accept that a girl can out-beat him in all means! (Yeah, you girls should be proud of it, I know and don’t give me that grin now.)

Arrow? WTF?: A very similar thought process that we follow as the Cuddle-O-Phobia but here when we avoid to see you and rather reply by seeing elsewhere, it means 2 simple things 1. We are too busy not to see you and we need to concentrate elsewhere to focus on what we do. 2. We are trying to be so mean that we want to show our emptiness on you.

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Nothing Box:

I remember this video in which the speaker tries to clarify about how the brains of a man and woman would be. Apart from the fact that a girl's brain is a total mess, it is the thing on a men's brain that amused me. The video explained that men have everything arranged in appropriate boxes inside their brain and we ensure that the boxes don’t touch one or the other. There is a box for job, box for car, box for family and there is this most interesting box called 'Nothing Box'.

Men can absolutely sit and think of nothing else doing just a monotonous job for hours. For eg: fishing! (True but, I know a girl can't just digest this! "Sitting and doing nothing? That sounds like a douchebag thing") When you feel like we have opened this nothing box before you, it doesn’t mean that we are so deep into your conversation, it means just this - 'Bored!'. Please avoid such conversations so that you help a poor soul to come out of the limbo state of Nothing Box.

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Hope you enjoyed the post and if you are a girl and have reached this point, please try listening to a guy atleast the next time; not because it will always be good but it would save you from mere absurdness.